screamtrilogy:

EMMA ROBERTS HAS JOINED AMERICAN HORROR STORY OMFG YES

notsograndr:

callmehopeless-notromantic:

d0ugieslizard:

mjolnirss:

alfuhdawg:

IT’S THE “AGED 27 1/3” BIT THAT MAKES ME CRY WITH LAUGHTER

this kills me!

They actually did it, too.

this is the most adorable thing i’ve seen in my life

kirkeh:

spindlebug:

sweet-bitsy:

breanieswordvomit:

caffeinated-zombie:

So, in the middle of everything today, we ran across a hellaciously distressed momma mallard and a bunch of her baby ducks that had fallen down a sewer grate. Another guy was already trying to fish them out, so my friend and I called animal control before we tried to fish the rest of them out. When Animal Control got there, we had all of them out and the mother duck quacking very happily. I was surprised - none of us got snapped at or hurt. I was even holding onto a bag at one point that had all of them in it and she just watched me. 

I love how the duck is perched on the guy’s butt

I’M SO HAPPY

AH GOSH this has made me so happy
what wonderful people

It’s like she understood they were helping ;;

One thing I love about friends is the fact that the six of them didn’t seem to have any other friends 

pleatedjeans:

This is What Yahoo Bought With its $1.1 Billion (25 Pics)

backinblood:

best moment on The Big Bang Theory ever.

nerdgaasm:

buttlid:

kymherz:

ippinka:

Try out a cool way to separate egg yolks from egg whites!

this is genius.

this is actually lifechanging

ladies and gentlemen the future

troyesivan:

nutella-enthusiast:

I’ve been told this is how one goes about summoning a wild Troye Sivan, and figured I’d give it a go.

Is it working?

i came as quick as i could whats up